There is a God.

How do I know? Because my neighbor directly across the hall is Miss Illinois 2007.

You can read more about her here.

This is my all-time favorite DUI video:

Watch (or I should say listen to) what happens when a police officer volunteers to be the subject of a taser gun test.

Stopped by the Northwestern Hospital Travel Immunization Center to prepare for my trip to India. Check out this list of vaccinations:

• Polio
• Hepatitis A
• Tetanus (with whooping cough!)
• Malaria
• Typhoid
• Traveler’s diarrhea

They recommended against a rabies vaccination because the cost has jumped to $1200!  I guess for that price, I should wait for the monkey to bite me first.